Wait. Was there supposed to be something wrong with this tactic?! (takes off shirt)
This is how Captain Kirk deals with homicidal teenagers with superpowers.
He takes off his shirt and glares at them.
this is how captain kirk deals with literally anything
unidentified space germs aging you super fast, making your hair go gray, giving you arthritis? take off your shirt and brood. brooooood
just received news that an ambassador aboard your ship has been assassinated? take it ooooofffff
a strange unidentified cube blocks your ship from warping out? leisurely stroll down the corridor…shirtless and smoldering
captured by space nazis? pfft happens like every other day. take off the shirt and smize at your space husband
i think we should all aim to resolve conflict like captain kirk
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Don’t bother. Just look life dead in the eye, staring, and as your own eyes start to water, take a huge bite out of one of the lemons. Let the juice cascade down your chin and onto your clothes. Be stained with the lemon juice. No matter how sour the lemon is, keep staring at life. Let life know that you eat raw lemons. Let life know who’s boss. It’s you. You’re the boss now. Life won’t mess with you again.