my hair is so fuckin soft right now like softer than you could even imagine
YES THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN YOU JUST WAIT
If River Song can concentrate on a dress size and...
10-roses: sursonica: inflammatorystatements: Woman Time Lords can control the way they will look when they regenerate, while male Time Lords cannot. This was established in Classic Who, when Romana regenerated. Also, the Doctor wanting to be Ginger is not about the hair color. In Gallifrey, the only ones to have red hair were the people called Heroes which were beings who were...
I am literally the most affectionate and loving drunk person and it’s because I love literally everyone so much all the time and when I’m drunk I just don’t have the filter of “jay you’re so stupid everyone hates you why would they care if you love them” and also I don’t have the off switch to the emotions which I flick whenever I realize that all forms of...
drunk gotta pee stomach is all fucked from being a hooligan earlier also not wearing pants “fuck gotta cover this up so no one worries” puts on a hat “yes this will suffice”
screamingcrawfish: ayyebringitbackdinogurl: transmerrily: corgabe: Did u know that if you are transgender u must always be willing and compliant about every single question asked by a cisgender person and speak continuous knowledge directly into their buttholes also you must do it staring at the ground because god forbid you give any attitude amirite Okay like if I asked any questions...
the fact that there is documented video evidence of Leonard Nimoy in MULTITUDES of situations doing the amazing eyebrow raise is the single greatest achievement of our generation
damespock: ussawesome: i am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously sir to which are you referring
bombursbelly: sorrydean: jo—harvelle: Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my cellular number snapchat twitter facebook skype email facetime first born you know, anything you want snapshot of drivers id ssn nudes drug dealer’s # password to my blog
legs-are-just-for-show replied to your post “”I’m going to sleep now but this night shall never…” jay you lost control of your life it is the truth I will probably start making pudding at 5 in the morning, that is how far gone I am like i didnt even have alcohol tonight like I did last night, all I did was forget my meds what is it about my brain that makes me like this...
I’m going to sleep now but this night shall never be forgotten as I blow out the tampon candle I know this night shall go down in the echelons of history as the day I made a fucking TAMPON CANDLE WHAT EVEN HAPPENS IN MY LIFE
i turned the lights off. the tampon candle is the only source of illumination in my entire room
there are some events i n your life that you just can not predict happening. if someone had showed up on the day of my birth and told my parents “one day this child will combine some cotton from a tampon with a ball of wax and light it on fire”, they would probably haev not believed them. and yet here I am. having done the thing. prevailing, against all odds. I have beaten the system....
it’s crackling and giving off this smoke I feel fear I’m gonna open a window before I asphyxiate on the fumes of a goddamn tampon candle
how the FUCK did I just gain a follower
why have I done this thing
this is it. this is my life. i am literally living the dream. this candle smells fucking amazing
it’s still burning, I made it like half an hour ago but it’s still lit this is going to be the thing that i am famous for i will go down in history Jay Bryan: inventor of Tampon Candle
it makes me uncomfortable that I just realized that the wax I soaked the tampon cotton in is actually dark red
the time has come for me to watch aladdin
I’m so fucking embarrassing but also I made a fucking tampon candle like the greatness outshines the idiocy
this is by far my greatest achievement
I literally just made a candle out of a tampon and a chunk of wax
i my if was gay
me: im son gay was
my son: what