arlingtondrivee: OMG THE ONE MAN CLAPPING AND THE LAST SCENE I’M FUCKING DYING
wearingraincoats: The Beach Boys song “Vegetables” features the sound of Paul McCartney eating raw celery. (source) I’M
SUDDENLY THERE IS SO MUCH BATMAN ON MY DASH BATMAN BATMAN EVERYWHERE WHAT IS GOING ON
skysailour replied to your post: okay what the hell do people mean by ‘would you go… i think it’s like, as if i saw a rather fine ladyy and i’d be all “mhmm i’d go lesbo for that” and its more like it’s questions your orientation, but in all seriousness of the post, you are correct well yeah if you’re like joking or something, it’s fine but like when people get asks that...
okay what the hell do people mean by ‘would you go bi’ or ‘would you go lesbian’ or ‘would you go gay’ either you are a sexual orientation or you aren’t you’re implying the ability to choose sexual orientation at will that’s what the westboro baptist church are doing, as well as every homophobe since the beginning of ever are you a member...
deerhoof: this release, aptly named ‘verglas’ after the french word for “a thin sheet of frost”, comes from cool, muted tones in the indigo spectrum; red violets, to deep purples, to navy, it draws heavily from the flowers of the southwest, which only bloom for a few months out of the year. like datura itself, these delicate beautiful flowers are often misleading and clothe darker things. from...
me: "one advantage of being a captain is the ability to ask for advice without necessarily needing to take it" KIRK YOU ABSOLUTE SASS
me: OH GEEZ OH MAN I LOVE STAR TREK
me: ps kirk is beautiful and spock is fuckin adorable
me: also the uniforms give everyone on the enterprise magnificent man boobs
me: and everyone is an asshole to bailey
me: haha I'm just gonna liveblog this one to you. I call this one Star Trek: The Enterprise Is Scared Of A Giant Holographic Cube
me: bailey calm your tits it's just a cube stop tweaking
maddy: is there any karate chopping opponents' ribs, and therefore rendering them magically unconscious?!
me: hmm I think YES FUCKIN ALWAYS
me: kirk doesnt know any other moves
me: NOW THE CUBE IS BLOWING THEM UP
me: THEY ARE ALL KILLED BY CUBE
me: cube is dead
me: WHY IS EVERYONE BEING AN ASSHOLE TO BAILEY
me: ALSO VULCAN DEATH GRIP WINS OVER KARATE CHOPZ
me: i am a fan of vulc
me: GREEN LEAVES???? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS???? I SEE YOU CALL THIS A SALAD? WHAT IS ITS PURPOSE???
me: kirk you goof a salad is a food
me: (he didn't say all of that, just the first one but MOST OF IT WAS IMPLIED EXPLICITLY)
me: SHUT UP BAILEY I AM SO SICK OF YOUR SHIT
me: BAILEY YOU BE TRIPPIN
me: SHUT YO DAMN MOUTH
me: they are all being killed by CUBE'S FATHER NOOOOOOOOOO
me: this lady is all ooohh mr spock and he doesn't understand omg lady just KISS DA SPOCK
maddy: OMG NOT DA SPOCK
me: DA SPOCK IS COMPARING HIS FATHER TO CUBE'S FATHER
me: YOU POOR VULCIE WHAT A SAD CHILDHOOD YOU MUSTA HAD
me: YOUR FATHER WAS A MASSIVE CUBE
me: WHY AM I ALWAYS YELLING
me: they're being shot at by a bubble
maddy: you should make a twitter: jay liveblogs. 78.367% would be in caps.
me: OH FUCK OH FUCKING FUCK THAT IS THE MOST TERRIFYING BABY I HAVE SEEN IN MY LIFE
me: also actually that would be hilarious
me: ps the episodes over and i assume you fell asleep so night!!!
K I’M ABOUT TO POST A REALLY LONG THING ABOUT LIVEBLOGGING STAR TREK LAST NIGHT TO MADDY SO IF YOU DON’T WANT THAT ON YOUR DASHBOARD you can RIGHT NOW just tumblr savior the word: qwertyuiop
its-not-the-frackin-apocalypse asked: I think people unfollow you because your opinions are too awesome and they're intimidated that they can't think of good smart things like you ok. No but seriously yeah keep the text posting if you like the text posting, I personally appreciate it a lot because you phrase things really well and have good opinions. I mean good as in things I can look at and be like "oh look...
louisdelgay: if you are a lil unsure about your outfit just remember rupert grint went to his first premiere wearing this he just looks so pleased with himself
you are a horse running alone and he tries to tame you compares you to an...– “poem eleven: for women who are ‘difficult’ to love.” by warsan shire (via shakuzen)
Ok he actually, dramatically, rolled his eyes there Spock is queen of the bitch please look this is the funniest thing that has ever happened to me I cannot convey how hard I laugh every time Spock makes this face fucking hell it’s like there’s a party where every bit of sass in the world is going to town and it’s happening on Spock’s face
God Kirk is such a ladies man like he just keeps makin out with random chicks and spock keeps walking in on them and having this expression that’s just like gettin real sick of your shit, jim
ps if you ever think I am mad I am not unless I say ‘I’m angry’ but I still am probably joking even in speaking I have the most sarcastic, deadpan tone you have ever heard even though I’m not sarcastic like 99% of the time I am so nonsarcastic that I come off as sarcastic jaylogic A+
nightbloggin gettin too deep gotta watch star trek and shout about being killed by cubes
audius replied to your post: @audius why shouldnt it be a safe haven for the… Obviously you’re much more attached to blogging than I am. I just see a lot of the same shit, just in pastel colors and full of idiots who have no problems shouting their own beliefs and condemning others. It’s just no different from anything else. yeah that’s really true. I get way too invested in things,...
robotitties replied to your post: Hahaha I keep losing followers I knew this would… wow I think some people on tumblr are just really rude, i don’t often see your posts on my dashboard but I haven’t seen anything that warrants losing followers! I wouldnt give those guys much thought it I were you, I think your blog’s great the way it is! nah I’m chill with it, they weren’t rude...
Anonymous asked: okay i started tearing at your last post? And i just i really respect you and i love reading your opinions so just do what you want? people follow who they want to see posts from so it doesn't really matter? You said you're not bothered by losing them and I just I really respect you. sorry i sent two asks :( :)
Anonymous asked: hi i adore you and you're super funny and nice and seriously thanks
@audius why shouldnt it be a safe haven for the socially rejected? Like, we’re all very supportive I think of people who need rights and protection like lgbtqqai and et cetera, as well as having a bdsm community and a place in every fandom’s heart for deeply nerdy people who are nerds in a non ironic way, hipsters have a place too, potheads, musicians, comedians, everything. We all...
Hahaha I keep losing followers I knew this would happen This is why I never text posted before Because nobody likes me or cares about what I have to say I can think critically and be happy all I want as long as it doesn’t get put on tumblr because you all followed me when I was more severely depressed than I am now Tumblr likes misery I guess, or maybe it likes art and shit like that...
I live blogged star trek to Maddy I may post it tomorrow Stay tuned
m4ge: I was listening to this song (i may or...